My weird life...
Published on July 20, 2004 By JimmyASM In Business
Ever get the feeling that you are the only person in your workplace that has an IQ larger than your shoe size? The insanity that surrounds me is the reason I started this blog. I should have started writing about the lunatics here a while ago but never thought anyone would want to read about these wingnuts, which is probably still the case but at least I will have some small measure of satisfaction by putting my frustrations into a forum where others can commiserate.

I AM going to use real names in my rants because it is unlikely that anyone that works here who appears in these postings can work a computer with enough proficiency to find these entries.

I quit this asylum last week and I am headed for the promise land in less than one week. The president of the company, Brock, is without a doubt one of the dumbest individuals I have ever come across. During his tenure he had 5% bottom line growth when he repeatedly projected 10% per year, laid off 20% of the workforce to try and save his job, promoted numerous morons into positions they weren't qualified for and lost 3 customers (we only have 15 so losing 3 is a big deal). The only reason he ever got the job was because his dad was a Senior VP at Pepsi and has loads of cash, which he is apparently using to bribe people into giving his moronic kid a job. My silent retribution has been the occassional dousing of his highly coveted chair with my urine. I felt the symbolism was appropriate and my DNA will stain his pants for years to come.

During the next few days I will reflect back on my tenure here and cover a few choice topics - sexual harassment and why it never happened to me, things I would like to do to the morons that work here, how not to run a company and the value of allowing employees to download porn at work.

Comments
on Jul 20, 2004
Welcome to the club
on Jul 20, 2004
And these are just a few of the reasons why I no longer will work for a company that has more employees than me. I enjoy the lack of cattiness and if something does go wrong there is no passing of the buck either the boss is wrong or I am wrong, there is no lasting ripple effect.

Have worked for a fortune 500 company and a entreprenural company and both tended to focus on themselves rather than their clients. Needless to say that fortune 500 company and that entreprenural company are no longer in business. What's even funnier all that money that was spents on education did nothing to improve their IQ's, but yet money does talk.

My silent retribution has been the occassional dousing of his highly coveted chair with my urine. I felt the symbolism was appropriate and my DNA will stain his pants for years to come.

Funny, this isn't the first time that I have heard somebody doing something like this, actually a woman did this to her employers chair after she was let go, after she refused his sexual advances.
on Jul 21, 2004
I think I would have left more then just urine on his chair... if you know what I mean.. and I think ya do.