Weird things happen to me, or to be more accurate I cause weird things to happen. This blog, which is my first foray into publicly disclosing how odd my life can be, is my little attempt to put a subjective and slanted view on my world. We are all forced to be politically correct and sensitive that I am slowly going insane ... truth be told my friends and family would argue that I am about as far from politically correct as an individual can get without having their Canadian citizenship revok...